I try my best to recall things today.
I just can't remember, I don't know why.):
Woke up in the morning.
Took my phone from my dad and saw 8 msges.
3 from Junbin bestie.
4 from Junlong bby.
1 from Xiufang peanut.
Paiseh, didn't manage to reply those yesterday.
Wore the dress down shirt today.
Dad sent us to school and as usual, nagging like fk. -.-'
He kept horning the damn cars in front in the morning.
So early in the morning he so dulan for fk.
Sent brother to school first than me.
Walked into school and saw Tammie jieh.
Helped her pick up someone's clothes from the dustbin -.-'
Gah, got ants sial. -.-' ! Walked to Jinghui, Andrea and Xiufang's "HOUSE". at 717.
Waited for Tammie's friend then slowly got people come.
Jolene, Jiawei and one more dont knw her name.
Then, after that went back to school le.
At the center of the zebra crossing saw Mao precious :3!
Wait, Im being too, specific -.-'
First period was English.
Pretended to be guai before Mr Tay come.
And when he came. Farhan went " Miss Tay ! "
Like, wth. LOL. I can't remember what Mr Tay told him.
But practically about him changing sex.
Recess was bore.
Art Club senior took 2 mc from me.
Still owe her 4 more letters.
Gonna dig my entire shelf for it now -.-'!
History.
I hate string please.
Wth, she was wearing LV scarf (whtever you call it)
Gah. Shit -.-'
Science.
Bored to the damn max please.
Started off new chapter today.
Boringggggggg.
Frog didn't aim me today O_O !!!
Maths.
Worst -.-'!
After school.
Went off with Zafrena.
Omfg, I took bus 21 and almost got lost.
Until I saw geylang . LOL.
Then I knew I was somewhere there already.
Got there and started to work.
Chatted off with my aunt.
Like sian. And the next door uncle kept disiaoing me -.-
Ask me eat prawn when I can't . waliew ): !
Then, all the way to night time.
Went over to 85 to find my mum.
Talked to her, ate and left.
Home now like an idiot bored to death.
Here's the story that was created by me , mao and sean :D
Colour are as followed :
Mao, Green
Sean, Blue
Me, Black
The Story Of Gayward Colon, Sophia, Mao Mao, Luis & A Certain Giant Named Sen
by: Sean vi Alt, Mao & Linnie:D
I once new a guy named Luis. He was a violent out-of-control, love torn guy. He knew a girl, Sophia. They were together but not together. Luis was cheating on a girl named Mao Mao. Sophia like Gayward Colon. It was simply caught in a love square. Life was not pleasant. One day he met a giant named Sen. Sen was a loud-mouth, pompous brat :D. He saw Luis and went "what the eff?" & Luis said "what the eff?" & they both said what the eff to each other for the next 50 years. Until one day they found a fishball-shaped time machine. & they asked each other "wanna go back 50 years and start anew?" & they stepped in & transported 50 years back. & they started anew like they said they would. "eff you."
-THE
They said 'eff you' every day, hour, minute, second. For the consequences of not eating and drinking and bathing. They long ago died. They stink like rotten apple. ^^ Sophia smelled the smell. And she DIED!! And then MAOMAO & Gayward to THE RESCUE! They spend the next 50 years finding the fishball time machine to save Sen & Luis. One day, at a gay club, Gayward Colon stripped & everyone went "BEI HOR." OMG! Maomao could not believe O.O ! Hah. When he stripped the fishball time machine appeared ON gayward O_O" ! Omg... Yay! They can now save Sen & Luis. MAOMAO and Gayward went into the time machine leaving Gayward's clothes at the gay club. So MAOMAO was with a naked Gayward in the fishball. Gayward was hungry & ate a hole in the fishball machine. Gayward flew out of the fishball machine. Eww.. He flied to only year 2000 only. MaoMao was in 1959 instead. OMG..Maomao was shocked. The fishball machine can't move. Noooo! And Maomao said, "this time machine 不是这样用的" Now, it's MAOMAO's job to find Gayward. so she walked to Hong Kong. Walking till her legs dropped off. She bought fishballs to patch up the hole. But she ended up eating them instead. So she bought another 10 kg of it. She ate half of it and became like Jupiter :D She fixed the time machine. Then , she walk and walk in year 2000. Hah..she saw a whole group of people crowding at the center of no where. She went forward to take a look and...BOOM BOOM POW! >:D It was Gayward. He became super hot looking guy But what MAOMAO don't know is, he also became an vampire :D. Gayward was actually trying to read everyone's mind. Gayward was pervertic. He knew who ma _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ d & who didn't. He knew which guys were c _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ed & which guys weren't. Aww ..He was a genius at those things. He's a rapist!! OMG..Then he saw maoamao . He totally shun her. WTH? ): Poor thing. -sigh- (what is shun? LoL.) Anyway..Maomao told Gayward that she fixed the time machine and Gay was like, "who gives a effing damn".
Then Gayward said "You've grown fat". Maomao cried. Gayward probed her thoughts but couldn't read her mind. Gayward was angry & said "marrying a cow would be better."
Maomao was heartbroken. She went to the present and break down in front of Gayward then..He was a changed person because...
'God' told 'fact' to be si. (I guess...) And once again, Maomao said "不是这样做的 :D"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Luis and Sen appeared. Still saying "eff you". Everyone was keeping "effing" because..
they like Eminem
The end ok
I thought if the ending was.
Because they like Lily Allen was better.
Fuckyou LOL!!!!!!
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